The Love Chronicles of Drake & Eumeaka:
Who is The Brown Recluse?
The Brown Recluse is a very bizarre, black female. She wears unusual clothing; and sometimes I have even noticed her talking to herself. She has a very peculiar demeanor and carries a mean mug.
She has a very voluptuous body, with a slight deformity. But despite all this, I still find her extremely sexy.
In the past, I suspected The Brown Recluse was following me, and might have been an undercover agent; because I always see her at different locations - as if she were waiting for me. But because I see her so often, I had conclude that our passing was just coincidental. Plus, we workout at the same gym.
(Straight Face)
The Brown Recluse is a woman I can easily fall in love with if I were given the chance; and I really would like the chance.
Nevertheless, I decided to name her The Brown Recluse; because of her isolated behavior; and the ugly, brown tights that she wears often.
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